SampleHero Japanese Wind Gong 26 + SFX KONTAKT

I'm blown away by some of the privileged, entitled-based comments that I commonly see in this era of history.

"It's not good."

Wow! Who says stuff like that about something as objective as an instrument? And to top it off, we don't even get an explanation about what's not good about it. Sounds like something the so-called POTUS would say, right?

"Are you asking me about the SampleHero Japanese Wind Gong? Well I'll say this. Everybody that knows me knows that I have what's called Brain Power. Lots of Brain Power. I have so much Brain Power that... You can't even believe how much Brain Power that I have. I have so much Brain Power that I don't even have to use much of it like most people do. Trust me, you can't be a billionaire unless you have lots of Brain Power and my tremendous amount of Brain Power tells me that this gong is not good. I have a lot of Japanese friends and business partners and let me tell you, they're very smart people but they completely missed the mark with this gong. Now all of my people agree with me on this and so guess what? That's right, we're gonna make the world's best gong EVER. We went all over the world...to every country...and then we went to every continent...and we found the best gong components EVER. So we're gonna build the most amazing gong in the history of gongs, ok? Of course our gong will be an American gong instead of a Japanese gong with shithole components. And ALSO, after doing hundreds or even thousands of tests, our experts found that water gongs not only sound better than wind gongs, but they're cheaper to make. So there's my tremendous Brain Power working again, ok? That's the second time you've seen me use it in, what 5 minutes? But I'll bet the Trump Towers and one of my jets, that tomorrow, the fake news won't have the competency OR the professionalism to report about my tremendous amount of Brain Power that you all just saw here today."