Land of Cockaigne - Satyr

This looks absolutely Zarjaz, I'm going to do a fliperoonie triple backwards somersault! Yippieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! (bang, sound of glass breaking and an old man being hit squarely on the head by a sprightly but intoxicated old lady of 104 years back flipping a triple backwards somersault through her 16th storey bedroom window)
Er..mm (cough) I'm Minnie's mental health security man, and I don't know if she will pull through as she had a hard landing on the very elderly Mr Thrippwhistle III who has already been declared dead at the scene, though Mr Thrippwhistle III is disputing the this with the ambulance workers. I'd like to give you a little bit of Minnie's history in case she passes onto the choir invisible, gets fitted for the wooden overcoat, buys the worm farm etc. As many who know Minnie Bannister (full birthname: Millicent Schwirtzmugel Ḟṹḉḳẁḭẗ Ban - Esther), or by her stage or work names: Milkmaid Minnie the Swinging Songstress (1923 - 1930), Magic Minnie Magee the multi instrumentalist and prestidigitator (1932 - 1943), During the war years she became a secret agent for the Allies, spying in Crippahoppa and Fnurd then after the was in Russia & East Germany till 1962, her alias at that time was Millicent die Schräge Geheimnis Frau. In the later 60's until the middle 70's she went by the name Rainbow Flowerchild. She played many backing instrumentals for people like Simon & Garfunkel, The Carpenters, The Beach Boys, The Tornadoes, The Loving Spoonful, Jimi Hendrix, The Mama's and the Papa's, Tangerine Dream, Ennio Morricone and last but not least The Bachelors. Having not made her mark on the music scene she dropped out an aging hippie and worked in an adult cabaret on the Reeperbahn in Hamburg under the title of Wanda and Her Wanton Whips. 2 years later Punk Rock started, so she flew to London, England, kept her leather and pvc garments from her previous employer and put herself 'out there' as a punk soloist by the name Snotty Syphilis Scabies. She drew big crowds because of her amazing instrumental skills, lyrics, whipping audience members and how she would close her concerts by sacrificing a live member of the audience on a specially built altar. (it later transpired she was just doing another of her magic act tricks). 1980 - Present, she worked with synth groups and hates the title 'synth pop'. Playing synths live onstage with OMD, Duran Duran, Jean Michelle Jarre, Gary Neuman, Kraftwerk, Shaun Aisbitt, Erik Wøllo, Vince Clarke, Kajagoogoo and many other people or bands too numerous to mention, she has stayed with the name Minnie Bannister since 1980 (except when she plays in punk revival concerts she reverts to her stage name Snotty Syphilis Scabies). At present she is still writing a rock opera, but it's name and acts just keep getting chopped and changed around so I still don't know what she is calling it.
I Just got word that both Minnie and Mr Thrippwhistle III have been declared dead on arrival at the hospital, but they are still arguing with the doctors and nurses as to their present condition being wrong. The doctors keep claiming they have studied 7 years in university and one has worked for a further 30 years at the hospital so his diagnosis is final, and that Minnie & Mr Thrippwhistle III haven't any medical qualifications so who are they to argue with medical professionals, so they are to be quiet, get back onto their stretchers and let the orderly take them to the morgue. I'm hoping Minnie will be back with us after her funeral, so please pray to whatever deity you have for her swift return. Oh by the way she said I am to blow kisses at the wonderful uploaders so lets assume I'm doing that now ok? Bye