Mykah, Dreamz Afro Sensation WAV-FANTASTiC

I'm not sure what I just stole, er, pirated, I mean, test drove here. Fantastic properly copy-pasted the description from the product page which says:

5 Sensational Melody loops for your next hit

Posted on March 04, 2024

And yet the page demos 10 sounds, 6 that are "melodic" and 4 more that are percussion loops. I'm gonna discount the file named Call_D_98.wav.wav [sic] because it has obnoxious baby-voice ad libs that make the sound unusable and gets this pack down to "5 [ ___ ] Melody loops."

PACK PRODUCER: 5 Sensational Melody loops for your next hit.

ME: 'Sensational.' I don't think that word means what you think it means.

If you haven't figured out whether or not I recommend wasting the time to download, unpack, and file this pack, I don't recommend wasting the time to download, unpack, and file this pack.

Thank you, Fantastic, for allowing us to figure out where to direct our limited loop-buying funds. Is there ANYTHING from W a v s.com that's worth paying a month's subscription for?